MANIAC SAVAGE CHAIN Woman:] Hello. I Have Just One Question For You. Are Yo…

MANIAC SAVAGE CHAIN

Woman:]
Hello.
I have just one question for you. Are you ready?
[Woman:]
Am I ready for what, who’s this?

Are you ready for this Sunday night when WWE champ John Cena defends his title in the WWE Super Slam? Right now you can order this awesome pay-per-view event for just $59.99!

[Woman:]
I’m sorry. No, there is not any chance in hell that we’re ever going to have wrestling in this house again. But thank you, but no. Have a good day.

*ringing phone*

[Woman:]
Hello?

And goodbye to anyone standing in John Cena’s way when he takes on six men in a steel cage “chutes and ladders” match at WWE Super Slam. Order now and save $10 with the low, low price of just $49.99!

[Woman:]
So you guys just called me and as I mentioned before, we’re not ordering this. So please stop calling my house. Thank you and goodbye.

*ringing phone*

[Woman:]
Hello.

Hi, can I speak to champ?

[Woman:]
Who?

Champ, is champ there?

[Woman:]
Who is champ?

That question will be answered this Sunday night when…

[Woman:]
Who is that, hey?

John Cena defends the belt at WWE Super Slam.

[Woman:]
Who is that, hey? Hey sir, can you just quit calling my house.

Taking on Sheamus, The Undertaker…

[Woman:]
Quit calling me.

CM Punk and even Triple H and the Big Show in a spit-swapping makeout match…

[Woman:]
Holy cow.

WWE Super Slam.

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